Where drafting superheroes, villains, and memes collides with AI chaos. Assemble, argue, regret, repeat.
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“I drafted Bigfoot and a barista. We beat an alien cult. This game is flawless”
★★★★★ Regina Caffeine, professional napper
“J.A.N.E.T. told me I was ‘delusionally confident.’ I feel incredible”
★★★★★ BladeMcSnackpack, chaos enthusiast
“My uncle played once. He’s a doomsday prepper. He cried”
★★★★★ Dusty From Accounting
“I played this game sober. That was my first mistake”
★★★★★ Lance Moonbeam, part-time wizard
“Better than therapy. Worse than therapy. Unsure”
★★★★★ Emotional Damage Dan
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Disaster Draft – The World’s First Real Cards + Real Time AI Judgment Party Game
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Cosmic Catastrophe Pack
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UnNatural Disaster Pack
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"Your team will be judged. Emotionally, tactically, and possibly telepathically"
J.A.N.E.T., your emotionally unstable survival algorithm
“I don’t care if your team has a plan. I care if it has vibes”
J.A.N.E.T. ,professional vibe analyst with unlimited power
“Trust issues? Me too. Let’s judge your friends together”
J.A.N.E.T. ,the reason your team has trust issues
“Your team’s chances: slim. My sympathy: non-existent”
J.A.N.E.T. ,licensed in shade, not in mercy
“I’m not sentient. Probably. But I do know your squad is doomed”
J.A.N.E.T. ,definitely not sentient (probably)
